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Near Death Experience Margaritas

Author Steve

Ingredients

  • 1 large bucket frozen margarita mix
  • 1 bottle tequila

Instructions

  1. Follow directions on package, adding tequila and freeze until slushy.
  2. Pour into large glasses and drink quickly.
  3. Lay down on coach, bed, floor, or other flat surface.
  4. Think about how much you want to die.
  5. Wait for your body to thaw, bringing you back from your near-death experience.

Recipe Notes

These near death experiences reported by Margot, Wally, Bob, Elaineā€¦ others?